if u dont belive me u culd prolly jus suck on my big vampire shlong cuz i am HELLA a vampire!!!!

If i goez in da lighttime day i will prolly get set on flamez cuz i am alergic 2 da sun like them kidz in dat phucked up nicolez kidman movie where her kidz were sum gay lil limey fuckerz an she waz all like "R U MAD I AM YO DAGHTER!!!!" an i waz all like "OMG U R A PHUCKIN GHOST!!!!!"

I sumtimez will drink sum blood an shit becuz if i dont i will shirly parish cuz like i said im a vampire remember?!?!?!?!


if u try 2 phuck wit me i will bite u on yo nuck an suck yo bloodz out unless u r a dood i prolly wont then cuz dat wold make me gay an DAT AINT KEWL!~!!!!! LOL!!!

if a dood tryz 2 phuck wit me i wull prolly jus use my vampire powerz 2 kick him in da nutz an then turn 2 a bat an fly away all like "LOL I AM A BAT PHUCK U!!!!!" an then prolly i wuld poop on him from da sky cuz batz poop out gasoline or sumethin an then dat dood wuld probably try 2 have a smoke or somethin an burst into flamez an run round all screamin an on fire and yellin like "OMG I WISH I NEVA WULD HAVE PHUCKED WIT VAMPIRE BILLIAM CUZ HE HELLA P0WN3N3D ME!!!!!"

LOL!!!!!

I also dont gotz a reflecshun neitherz.

evrytime i look at u i cant undastand
y u let da thingz u did get so outta hand
u wulda managed betta if u had a plan
y did u chooze such a backwarz time in such a strange land

if u'd cum 2day u culd have reached da whole nashun
livejernal a coupla yearz ago waz jus a infant station
dont u get me rong
i wanna know

billiam
superstar
who r u?
wot have u sacraficed

billiam
superstar
do u think dat u r wot they say u r?

peace

im phuckin sad an shit cuz my momz doeznt undastand my ass!!!

She dont undastand dat im a driver! Im a winner! thingz r gonna change i can feel it!!!


GET CRAZY WIT DA CHEEZE WIZ BEEYOTCH!!!

u r all corporate slavez 2 DA MAN!!!

BUT NOT ME!!! I AM ENLITED 2 DA MANZ AGENDA!!!

WE WILL NOT BOW DOWN 2 CORPORATE FACISM!!!! HELL NO N'SYNC MUST GO!!!

i rote a poem bout corporate facismz

it goez like dis

a golden monkey sitz atop a telivishun tombstone
worship at iz bloody pawz
cut da umblical cord o corporate greed
do not taste da amniotic fluid o a money lined utorus
an drink
of da breast milk
of freedom

man i want 2 get sum pussy rite now. i gotz a boner THIS BIG!!!

or u will surely feel my pain
an die
of a broken hart an shit.



i call diz pic: january emberz

afta dis poem

yo hair iz winter fire
january emberz
my hart burnz there 2

yo lipz taste of nachoz
bought from da 7-11
of my hart

burny poop

im so s@d :_(